He does not approve!

Amazing action shots!

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

He looks so bashful in this one… So adorable.

I really appreciate the positivity in this community, and it hurts my heart to even see posts of injuries. However, I also believe it is important to be aware of things that hurt, especially if there is something to be done about it. I’m not sure which way is right for this community, but I trust you will make a thoughtful choice. Thank you for all you do!

That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

What a pretty owl! I hope this one makes an appearance in the next owl of the year competition.

George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

Thank you. That is clearly the connection lost in my brain. Always appreciate you, guy!

No, like seriously, what’s going on here? Is the Count cos playing Johnny Depp or something??

I mean, Lucifer’s fall was most likely directly after Adam was created or before that, so not really sure hookers existed yet either, as the concept of money hadn’t blighted our minds yet.

Blackjack hadn’t been invented yet. Hell now definitely has blackjack.

There is no way TWO adult men would sit philosophically by while a child banged his cock. Maybe one man, but not two.

37! When I kiss you I taste 37 other dicks!