He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

Thank you. That is clearly the connection lost in my brain. Always appreciate you, guy!

No, like seriously, what’s going on here? Is the Count cos playing Johnny Depp or something??

I mean, Lucifer’s fall was most likely directly after Adam was created or before that, so not really sure hookers existed yet either, as the concept of money hadn’t blighted our minds yet.

Blackjack hadn’t been invented yet. Hell now definitely has blackjack.

There is no way TWO adult men would sit philosophically by while a child banged his cock. Maybe one man, but not two.

37! When I kiss you I taste 37 other dicks!

Yeah. SAD. Tagging. For future reference.

Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that’s actually not funny. Um… What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?

Cannae up vote this post, but this is just too Dada to pass up

This entire timeline is absurd.

I’m a teacher and have to pretend to be a good boy during the daily pledge. I have kept this up since high school: I always pledge allegiance to the United Snakes of America, and.end with reminding myself that there is really only liberty and justice for the rich and famous.

I think it’s my bad memory of Jello Biafra’s remake

Edit: Words are hard.

Oh! Not so willing to take up that bet at this juncture??

Edit:that was for sarln: answer, bro.

You have put it in the perfect words. Thank you.

This is the absolute best gift you can give a teacher, to come back and say to us, “You made a difference; I remember you.”

We don’t get to know if we really did anything unless this happens.

Source: watching my mum as a 40+ year teacher and my own 10+ years in the profession.

ETA: Space I could not live with.

I’m sorry for your loss.

There aren’t any women here today, are there?

Ah, yes, all the Victors… Which one of you got this one?

Wow. That looks really inefficient.