It even smells like the ocean!

It’s time to blow up the f#*!ing ocean!!!

We will cure racism through genetic purity!

I remember him making that face, but I can’t recall what it was in reaction to

Does anyone know?

Or when I wild shaped to swim directly down the throat of the leviathan

Kinda weird to use Apple naming convention for an Android product…

Paywalled

And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it’s all over

For every wizard you see, there’s a hundred in the walls that you don’t

For me, it’s not about risking my pride, it’s risking running a shitty game.

I’m not a good DM. I’m not creative, I don’t know how to balance shit, and I don’t have time to craft any sort of compelling story.

I’m only doing it so that our forever DM can have an opportunity to play the game. So if I drop 40 bucks on a module, I sure as shit want it to hold my hand through it so that I don’t ruin it.

made me curious, so I decided to look it up. Is yours the original Bip?

Looks like the newer ones all have LCD screens and are more like the Fitbit versa.

Or a mask. As long as he doesn’t cut his tongue in the little slit

It’s even worse than that.

Most people aren’t playing TTRPGs at all, so the ability is extremely limited.

I think I spend too much time on the Internet, because ‘bird shit’ was not my first guess…

And how many mortgage payments will that one cost?

Man, I just like rolling dice and doing silly voices…

Color me shocked. Never thought I’d see the day…

Narrator: “He wasn’t.”

Holy shit.

I thought this was just going to be a matter of poor security implementation or crappy feature sets.

Turns out they converted the company into a loan shark operation owned by Chinese ad companies

when the Opera browser continued losing users (due to competition from Google and Apple), the company shifted gears to building mobile apps that provided predatory short-term loans. The interest rates on those loans ranged from 365-876% per year, and loan terms from 7-29 days.

That’s Ernesto

Like Castro, but less so.

Fidel is Cuba Commander, this guy’s more of a Destro.

You can learn more about him here