Ew, math is gross sometimes…

I have an old Apple Watch and this made me wanna get rid of it.

I’ve bought into their ecosystem (mainly just because I hate every other tech giant slightly more) but they’ve really done little to impress me these past few years…

I’ve read (and don’t quote me on it) that the way it gets around those laws is it’s technically not “recording”. It’s real-time dictation with no audio recorded or transmitted anywhere…

… But even so, it really goes against the spirit of those laws.

Shame they never declared War on Disease.

It’s tough not to form a superiority complex these days when you hear of people who can’t compose emails by themselves.

Writing is so much easier when you skip over the bit where you do writing.

There’s a lot of “Heal the political divide” being said to mean “meet them halfway” when what it should mean is the ignorant and prejudiced learn and the media machine dismantled, like how “Heal the healthcare class divide” means “Help poor people see doctors affordably”.

I found it to be a struggle to find a non-smart TV that was decent…

… Good.

call them occasionally.

I’ll text. Take it or leave it.

… Well great, now I have to check whether my television has a goddamn microphone for some reason. I didn’t think to check because it’s a television.

Never connected it to the Wifi though.

I got rid of my home deep fryer for health reasons. It is dangerously easy, cheap, and quick to make quality fries…

At least the images clogging your search results were real images, not simulacrum…

Not only has AI made traditional Googling more difficult, but it’s also just clogging up the search results no matter what search engine you choose…

Also, I miss Pinterest.

I’ve lived with hardcore capital-G Gamers.

Simply not buying the game is never an option. May as well be trying to get smokers to boycott tobacco companies until they make their product cheaper. Good luck on holding out.