The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
vacation? that would crazy.
I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason
I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?
explain this to a person in 1998
For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.
if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin
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Please, we need to charge 3x retail for 1/2 the normal amount of usable RAM because of reasons. Also, our cutting edge products are as upgradable as a styrofoam cup.
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Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!
also, both stripped somehow?
Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.
AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.
this is the Dystopian Now.
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