Let the common people turn against each other. Surely that’ll teach those in power a great lesson.

The numbers will go up. Nobody knew they could go up. It’s unheard of.

Absolutely. A very, very, small percentage of Americans.

Yet the headlines will all read, Hamas ends ceasefire deal. Watch.

It’s those damned trans kids is what it is!! /s

Hopefully he’s got a cousin named Vinny.

That’s me! I swear I had no idea he was like this. He was just quirky and awkward when I bought the car. Unfortunately, I can’t take the loss on selling the car and buying something else. And to paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, I’m against bumper stickers, I just don’t know how to show it. 😢

Very normal, very just, very demurderers.

To no one’s surprise. This is a unilateral ceasefire.

She can see your ancestors.

My favorite creative store branded Dr Pepper is Kroger’s The Fizzicist.

Only this time, it’s real!

Evacuate

No talks or plans to try to rebuild any critical infrastructure destroyed by the Zionists. I wonder why… 🤔

You know who else we can’t see?? But you push whatever bullshit you want because him we should believe. 😮‍💨

Looks like they’re about to be hit by an immersion blender.

If only they weren’t into avocado toast and coffee, this wouldn’t be a problem. /s

Please don’t jump to conclusions. Let’s wait for them to investigate themselves first. We have to give them the benefit of the doubt, regardless of what our eyes, ears, common sense, and reality tell us.

Death, taxes, and sexual assault charges for Watson.

It was foretold.