Humanity hungers

Why just not eat them?

In your own mind? I mean, it shouldn’t even be a question.

If the planet cannot survive our progress, then perhaps it wasn’t a strong planet to begin with.

We must make our own

Whatever it takes for us to conquer the stars.

No, we shouldn’t.

We will do it, regardless. That’s the cool part about humanity.

Fuck the consequences. Let’s gooooo! Humanity fuck yeah.

Acceptable price

As long as I can buy it with one Troy ounce of pure gold and not more, it’s a good price.

It should’ve been a daughter Instead of a son

Hey, it’s their problem for choosing to be a developer. That’s the worst job ever, with the overtime and shit.

It’s an indian. How can us third world people think that’s an Englishman?

God damn, why aren’t these CEO American?

Skill issue

Ubuntu

Demons and angels are just food for humans

Oh, a portal to a dimension with infinite energy. More fuel for our progress :)

What’s a hellmouth?

It’s just fireballs and shit, elves, Orcs, backwards humans and some big ass dragons perhaps. Nothing we can’t annihilate from afar.

Do they also have a plan in case a portal opens in Ohio and fantasy invaders come from within and start killing civilians and pillaging before we counterattack and spread freedom and democracy across the magical empire?

It’ll be a mistake if they just put the tag of 500 dollars on the steam store.

It’ll be much much better if they put a fake price like, 1500 dollars but it’s discounted to 500.

People are dumb enough to fall for that, lol