It’s more international that I thought

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate’s door while they sleep

I thought so too but then I noticed that the 4 burners have 5 knobs

Full release male when a GOTY edition male comes in:

So… Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?

I think people say it because it helps if you’re “having a bad week” or whatever, and it certainly doesn’t hurt, but yeah, if it’s something more serious or it lasts longer, people should be looking for professionals while still practicing self care. Same thing we do with all other illnesses

How many times do I have to tell you? Those are not extraterrestrials! I know you have problems with object permanence, but isn’t it too much of a coincidence that those aliens arrived at the same time your dogs disappeared, RIGHT AFTER you gave them those E.T. costumes? You’ve been feeding your dogs paper money for a week now! The money you got in your bank account is not “space interest”, it’s your disability check!

That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

Wait a minute, I’ll go check

It clicked for me when I heard it’s a non-random selection of random mutations

“Pray for me, as I take the long and arduous journey to read this” Yeah sounds about right

Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine