But my wordle streak!

Always triple check dd

You should be doing both of those things ASAP.

Don’t connect to internet, Shift f10 to bring up command prompt, oobe/bypassnro, wait for restart, click I don’t have internet, make local account. Did it today.

Windows 10 eol is Oct. 14, 2025. 18 more months.

I pronounce it like a Spanish word in my head. Man-haro.

That sounds like quote right off of /r/wallstreetbets

Windows Server 2022 kicks 2000 in the balls, does a line of coke, and crashes.

Windows Server 2022

Also, bitlocker is not the only disk encryption software for Windows. It’s just the built in one. If you wanted, you could use something like Veracrypt which is open source and will play nicely with all your OSes.

Healthy fuck.