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6 months agoThanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!
Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!
I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well
Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.
Instructions unclear, I am pregernate
Ahoy matey
This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.
Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text
Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves
Silence is violets