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Once women hit menopause they’re experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y’all, but I’d assign that great value.

When was that? Based on life events I’ve reconstructed this timeline of my hangout sites

• late 1990s to mid 2000s was slahdot
• around 2006ish digg came into my life and was great for a some years. At least for memes and generic dopamining on funny pictures. I think I hung around until about 2014 or so, while spicing it up with cracked.com
• 2014ish 9GAG started having more of my type of content. After a few years 9GAG became just automated reposts of r/funny, and talking about that got you censored. Kinda like what reddit is doing now.
• 2017ish I switched to reddit, when 9GAG just became too embarrassingly bad.
• july 21st 2023 I started trying to figure out lemmy. BTW u/spez is a pedophile piss baby.

Maybe I was just trailing behind you others. Was I the one to ruin your experience? Why would you accuse me of that you insensitive clod? Anyway, in that case I’ll go eat crayons in the corner and shitpost on .ml

Danes will have to order more, then…

Appreciating the spineless incompetence of the elected officials in our government, I suspect that they would bite the pillow and think happy thoughts while ordering replacements.

Tried getting one in Bispebjerg Kommun and they refused me. I had a smartphone. I told them that a security update bricked my phone’s security. I was told to simply buy a new phone.

First off, that’s just wrong of them. I don’t know, but I think you could file a complaint with indenrigsministeriet, and if they tell you to take a hike then Folketingets Ombudsmand.

But more importantly, you can circumvent the local yahoos and order it online instead. https://www.mitid.dk/en-gb/get-started-with-mitid/how-to-use-mitid/mitid-code-display/#order you will need a valid passport though.

What did he do?

Well, here in Denmark you can get a NemKey device. But that’s only given to old people in care homes.

Negative, you can get a device if you want to. Even if you already have an active MitID app.

In other words, here in Denmark the expectation is that you have a smartphone. Loads of services are now smartphone dependent, like taking public transport (tickets and check-in cards are slowly being phased out).

Again here you can use an NFC card, but the company behind the common app system really rather you didn’t. So much so that they’ve occasionally taken out half the card readers on the platforms, by putting an advert for the app on them.

Please don’t be like Denmark. This sucks. Rooting your phone, to get rid of privacy invading bloatware, makes your phone insecure, and you can’t use it for money transfers or ID verification.

I’m trying not to go off on a rant here, but please don’t be like Denmark.

More than just a plane ticket. You need a marketable skill that is easily transferred, rent, food, utilities, new transportation, new licensing, and coverage for enough months until you can get the job. Also, the immigration fees.

You’ll need a marketable skill, rent, food, and transportation if you stay, too. I’m not sure what you mean by licensing. Immigration fees is something that I haven’t looked into before, but it appears to be something like 800€ in here Denmark.

As for language, if you pick the Netherlands, Scandinavia or larger German cities, then English will be OK.

I’m not saying that I think it’s a walk in the park, nor that’ll be free, but it may be easier, and less expensive, than people think. Start by going on an extended vacation to the countries that you’re interested in. Maybe talk with potential employers. Then make plans afterwards.

How much does it take?

And here I paid for sleep as android like a rube… Better not start using Pokémon sleep, it’ll classify me somewhere between snorlax, psyduck, and goldeen.

Pokeamum?

I’ve met them, they’re the ones playing pokemon go in Ikea when you’re in a hurry.

Hex could have been great, but along came the Americans with their units, and since hex was in mm, then they had to make their own hex in fractions of inches. I’m involved in archery, where you meet both without warning. Almost as annoying as having ISO, UNC and UNF threads.

Ret flot, du huskede nutids -r på et ord med r-lyd, det er der mange indfødte, der ikke forstår… Pero, hablamos Español oder Deutsch… Bara inte prada det dritt sproket Svenska… I have no idea how close to Swedish I got there, maybe I mixed in a bit of colonial Norwegian, who cares? Real people speak real languages, not drunkenly Danish with mashed potatoes dripping down their shirts. (There, that should be enough to piss off those frikadelle reinventing posers across the sund)

I bet we used to, before Greenland and the Faeroese Islands got their home-rule. I mean we used to be some right assholes, especially in Greenland.

Greenland is one of three countries in the Kingdom of Denmark, the other two countries are the Faeroese Islands and Denmark. We each have our own paliarments and institutions. But we share our Monarch, some government functions like defense and foreign policy, and our currency. Kinda like how Scotland uses the British pound and bitches about having to leave the EU.

He wanted to please taco by insisting on Tannenberg, but nobody could read it.

They gave him a peace prize. The FIFA Peace Prize smh

Maybe we should have some people from SI give him something, so that the US will ditch those stupid units. He’s got a peace prize and a jet, so something else… How about a gold helicopter with AI in it? We could have the tail rotor fitted with LEDs some it’ll spell out TRUMP when flying. If we better make it good enough, maybe he’ll have ICE pickup anybody using feet or fahrenheit.

I can do you one even better. I am full time employed, I train IT supporters. Which means, that my job is to enable people to waste their time, in order to make you be able to waste yours. Just taking another trip round the wast-o-time-ception merry-go-round: my school employs IT staff as well.

Life is hard, pointless, and full of injustice. But at least in the end you get to die a meaningless death while alone and afraid.

This got dark, remember that you need to pretend to be happy again come Monday morning. Otherwise starvation will get you before the tumor, that you didn’t know you were to going to get 5 years before “retirement”. Here’s a little inspiration “Pretend You’re Happy” by Jay Forman recorded in the luxury of what appears to be a 2000s 3 door citroën saxo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PeCrnbJHJeY

If I didn’t have a mortgage, kids, and obligations, then I might just be walking the earth myself.

And here I was thinking this was about emacs and lisp. Yougster complaining about not knowing how to quit Vi smh they have never experienced the horrors of emacs

Somebody should probably tell them where botox comes from… And how silicone is useful in both facial plastic surgery and car doors.