I set 5 so I can track my progression towards my goals. I am yet to progress.

Technically a ceasefire is just a pause in hostilities. Like if you stop bombing to refuel the bombers. And there is a good chance that Bibi will do just that.

😏

Clothing is fascism. Everyone should get naked.

Paying for something that’s free is dumb AF.

Solo girls or lesbian only. Guys in porn are like dipping my crotch in liquid nitrogen.

That’s Jessica, she’s cool.

About €50 if anyone is wondering.

Oh I’m not vegetarian I just don’t like steak. I only eat beef or pork when it’s cooked into something like a curry or stew because it has an unpleasant texture and no real flavour of it’s own. But yeah breads are good done in cast iron.

No he would not.

Yeah, I don’t really eat steak. Or any meat in slab form actually.

I have one that I only use to make cornbread. Cornbread doesn’t make it dirty and cast iron is the only thing that will give you a proper crust on the cornbread.

Translate “rare pupper” from norwegian to english.

Damn right!

I have no expectations of her still looking like that. But she can just lean over her Zimmer frame and take it like a good girl.

TBF 18 still makes her young enough to be my daughter. Although being born in 1929 makes her old enough to be my grandmother.

Yeah well she’s 96 years old now (E really works some miracles). So fair game I say. But also she’s Belgian and the age of consent is 16 in Belgium. So it’s not illegal, just gross.

Pics, or it didn’t happen!

I just glued a dildo to my Roomba. It’s happening today!