What? You’re in the minority here. DA2 is known as one of the most notoriously bad sequels ever made.

It was obviously made under extreme time constraints, as well as by a different team due to EA meddling.

It is a blatantly unfinished game that had good ideas that didn’t get enough time in the oven.

Dragon Age 2 is a bad game

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Why did you censor that?

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

All they’ve earned is the cancellation of my subscription.

I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

Happy Chaos main spotted

Great writeup man.

Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn’t win again.

They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Sour grapes

Actual hot garbage. If you want some real entertainment that this game WON’T provide, go to the dragon age subreddit and read the copium people are huffing there.

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