My brother’s first character was an Argonian and he used to hide in a Whiterun shed, take his clothes off and say “Hey Lydia, wanna see my little lizard?”

It’s cool. He married Lydia

Back on college we used to steal soap and toilet paper from the business school to save money. I was not a business major, i just ised to go in and take it

Yeah, that’s why the hall in my house is 20 feet across and my ambidextrous president is taking bribes from anyone who wants to give him one, and the easter bunny is a giant squirrel.

They are counting all Russsian casualties from WW2 as Stalin’s fault in that count. It seems pretty absurd to blame Stalin for Hitler’s genocidal war on the Soviet Union.

Because women hate each other more than men do. That’s why prosecutors always try to get as many women possible on a jury for rape cases since they usually blame the woman.

If Doric columns weren’t the best, why is Perry’s monument one?

Also the whole crypto scheme that is embedded into the browser.

Yeah, every recipe i find online has a “jump to recipe” button that takes you past all the background and information straight to the ingredients and directions.

The moms of course being their respective post-doc advisors that are just too tired to care what the grad students are doing anymore.

There’s plenty of other causes, like if clergt should be allowed to fuck or not, should holy texts be read in native languages, and if you should be allowed to pay the church in order to get to heaven.

I can write it down all i want. Doesn’t do me any giod since i never read it again.

But Elon said that if i buy a Tesla its value would increase because it will be able to earn you money as an autonomous taxi cab by 2020!

I don’t think it is noble, but dealing with minor aches and pains definitely makes major pains more tolerable. Accepting my ankle will be stiff for a few days after i roll it means I’m not out o commission when i wipe out on my bike and actually need Tylenol to go about my daily routines.

Not sure if you have noticed, but your government has already started the armed combat against the people

I saw once that the reason Kristen Stewart was so hated in the Twilight movies is because all the young women who grew up reading the books imagined themselves as Bella. They were never going to like whichever actress was cast into the role since they would no longer be able to project their own likeness onto the protagonist.

I’m looking forward to when a Nigerian prince emails me to let me know about the delicious taste of Wolf cola

She divorced him because he was best friends with Jeffery Epstein. They had DEEP connections

Hey, you can be paying attention and hateful of the rich fucers and corporations that are ruining society no problem

I’m so glad that the US economy is based on moving money around between vast dragon hoards instead of making actually useful stuff that improves everyone’s daily life.

Sorry, but that would require actual R&D and problem solving alongside jargon that your PM didn’t learn in their MBA program.