“Don’t hide abuse allegations yourself. We have teams of people to handle that for you. As a senior member of the church you need to be able to delegate.”

“What did you learn at school today champ?”

“D is for cookie, that’s good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with D”

AI Education for American Youth

“All crime in America” should cover content theft by any other model creator.

Does that include the content theft used to train the AI models?

Ice Cube begs to differ.

“Did you say we will all benefit from an OpenOffice plan?”

Make America Homeopathic Again

Most of these CEO’s are not sweating. If any job could be replaced with AI it is the CEO role in many of these groups.

Fixed the small title typo …

“Putin enters Trump from a position of strength”

Well he obviously can’t have Aioli as garlic repels vampires.

“But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you Julia, and you O’Brien, and you Emmanuel Goldstein … and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? No, Mr Charrington, this was a real, truly live place.”

“… and if you take the lavender pill …”

Don’t shoot the messenger pigeon.

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

Why does he always have to present this stuff on big cardboard posters like a high school “Birds, they’re fucking everywhere” style science project.

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”

You’re darn tootin’!

Replace him with AI.