30 minutes, or it’s free.

Is it a comically-oversized red button like Mad Money that plays a sound effect when you slap it?

“The end is near.” is now a marketing tagline. Capitalism has become complete.

“I gotta save the blue lining!”

America in the 2010s is the new Iran in the 1970s.

A very merry unbirthday to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXLLLWiBmoU

looks inside

Vibe-coded Electron running Claude.

For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.

‘These lifeboats are taking up too much deck space on the Titanic.”

I can’t believe I instantly recognized it, too. I must’ve really liked that episode as a kid.

The floor might be too rough for human feet.

You want Makita kneecaps, they wear more evenly and have better shock absorption.

These are fun to laugh at, but it genuinely could be that the cook was replaced or improved their skills.

She’s in a rest home telling stories about the time she scared her co-worker by making a duplicate of an important disk and stapling it to a binder.

We sky bad

“You can’t moor here, mate.”

The second-great firewall.