PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squarejohannesvanderwhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
minus-squareJozzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOr maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
minus-squarerustydrd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoUnless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
minus-squareTheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAnd lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero