She’s an indoor and garden cat and we just moved, so this is totally new to her.

    • UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      “This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

      I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

      Why must I endure this grotesquery?

      I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

      Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”