Ganon once helped me do my taxes and got me a much better return than the prior year!

Not many people know this but Ganon saved my life. This was back in the early 2010s. I was strolling around my neighborhood and I was attacked by a Russian gangster, a feral plumber and 2 to 3 high strung nuns. Just when I thought it was over Ganon comes sprinting over out of no where, he claws one of the nuns right across the eye and fully exposed the plumbers crack(thus depleting his plumber powers). They all immediately fled. Ganon meowed at me and then used his paws to spell out his name and give me this lore before returning home.

Super cute cat, I’m glad to have known him.

Have a great day stranger 👈😎

Spending 2 decades with a dope-ass cat is the fuckin dream. Doing life right.

I remember one time at a hotel, some guy was listening to his cell phone really loudly in the continental breakfast area and Ganon hopped up on his table and knocked over his cereal onto his lap.

Rest in peace, great fluffy void.

Once I got upset and yelled at my kid. Ganon jumped up from his nap across the room, leapt up on me where I was sitting on the couch, and bit me gently on the earlobe.

This isn’t actually a made-up story. The kid was my little sister, the parent was my mother, and the cat was Ebony, a black shorthair. But I thought it would be appropriate.

He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

Amazing little furr. Hang in there, partner.

He’s beautiful! Reminds me of the black cat I had.

I heard the calming effect of Ganon imagery saved Xmas last year.

Once he turned me into a newt! . . . . . I got better.

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Ganon was indeed perfect! Thanks for sharing and sorry he’s not around anymore.

And I do know how hard it is to get a piss sample from a cat. I loath it with my lil dude who has kidney issues.

Ganon is dope and I enjoy the pic of him sitting in the flower pot.

A story from Ganons past that you might not know. He was born to a tribe that normally only birth the female gender. Ganon was born and they all new he was their chosen one. Their leader. Ganon rallied his tribe together. You see they were living in harsh desert living conditions. The whole time there was more land to live on with actually trees and soil to harvest. Even less scary monsters, but the rest of the people living in the land didn’t want Ganon or his tribe to live a nice and relaxing life. They condemned Ganon and his kind to the desert.

Until Ganon fought back and his tribe tasted freedom for a bit. The traveled over the grass, swam in the rivers, and even hung out behind some waterfalls. Ganon eventually got beat back by some young kid that loves shouting and breaking jars. Ganon took the loss like a champion and learned from his mistakes. His tribe is forever grateful for the time they were able to hangout in the green fields of Hyrule.

He saved my first and third marriages…

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