Hey folks! I am at the hospital with my wife waiting for our child to be born and my wife would like memes. Lots of memes. Stupid ones, funny ones, all manner of memes to distract her and produce happy hormones in her brain. Puns and dad jokes are also very welcome
ETA: seriously, thank you everyone! She’s gotten some really hearty chuckles out of this and it’s definitely helped keep her mood afloat.
ETA2: y’all are the best, li’l Juniper Mayhem joined us after 24 hours of labor and our sanity would have been in tatters if it weren’t for all of you 
Getting this party started:
Love it!
Good luck!
Butterbee where are you in the Jokes and Humor sub. These are great!
lol thanks, these are just some memes me and friends have collected in discord over the years haha. I’d put more but it’s giving me errors now
Good luck with your little one!
‘Oi bruv, moo innit’ makes me giggle every time
Baby Names…
You know what they call a guy with no shins?
Tony.
That last one, my gosh. Let me tell you about the first time I ate a burrito up here in New England… They gave it to me on a plate. With silverware. And the sauce and cheese on the gd outside.
5 out of 7, perfect comment
We call that smothered here on the west coast, but you have to request it.
Congrats to you and your wife! I’ve never commented with an image so I hope I’m doing this right:
