I’m sickened by the trope of near-future American civil war. What would you even call this? Doomer-fiction? Present day reality fiction but written by someone who is sad and also suspiciously impressed with themselves for thinking up this thing everyone has been thinking about?

However, the talent pool here calls for me to actually see this movie. It better be fucking good! This is gonna be my exception to the rule.

Nick Offerman as the president

Okay I’m in.

The U.S. is not going to have a civil war for one reason, money. The U.S. makes too much money to be allowed to break apart.