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minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“You say it was an everything bagel?” “That’s right.” “And that explains the weed and coke?” “Yes.” “Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
minus-squarekingthrillgore@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“You should ask for a refund.”
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoBecause ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThey found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoShit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
“You should ask for a refund.”
Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.