Liberal beta cucks don’t want you to know about these rocks that emit Alpha particles

Softened babies everywhere! When I was young, we used.to carry uranium which was called stiffeldazzle at the time in our lunchboxes to energize the half potato we got for lunch.

We carried that stone with pride through the snow when we walked uphill both to and from school!

Where my European 80s Chernobylkids? Remember the milk and local produce warnings?

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!