My latest personal project would look like this:
Recursion!
(This was edited with Krita on my phone, so sorry that it looks a bit shoddy)
1-space indents? Oh my.
I suppose if you read/write code on your phone it might make sense
In their defense (maybe a stretch) it could be 1-tab indents with a 1-space display?
I’m trying for their sake.
I would add spaghetti in the middle
Uncle Bob?
I see a fantastical idealized version of a burger that could never be accomplished in real life.
You will eat the bugs
A crunchy burger
lots of onions cut in rings as they resemble parentheses the most
Fellow lisp user I see
Remove buns replace with spagbowl.
full of bugs
Ever had a spaghetti burger?
I learned blender just to make a representation of my code in action …
gifA for effort
Sliders. I like OOP and neat little micro services.
I’ll take your entire stock
(sliders 🤤)
Haha! Complete opposite.
Giant monorepo that’s delicately balanced and one wrong move can cause the whole thing to flip over.
(Not arguing over what is better. That’s just my life in the past few years, and It’s a stupid argument)
Ooh, I like this one.
Please edit your image so some of those sliders contain a tenth of an ounce of meat and some of the other ones have a full beef wellington half wedged into a bun.
(not an image but)
I would take an already-made burger, then inspect it and rip out elements of it, replace several others, add a bunch of layers of new things. It would take a few months and I would have no idea what I’m doing the whole time, but I would persist. The end result would be a delicious burger that occasionally has a missing item. Still working on why/where/how that happens. People would enjoy it, but most would not know that they can customize their burger, or the extend of the options.
(I used to code as a hobby in VB, C#, and Java over a decade ago, almost two; this burger example is me not knowing a damn bit of Lua, as I fork and modify a game mod to have a lot more features, less confusing variables, and lots of broken commented code as I have ideas but still don’t fully grasp what I’m doing. Weeeee!)
Wait, you guys have a clue? Junior dev here applying up to mid-level roles, and I’m so fucking lost at what I see as wizardry from everyone.
Yes, but actually no. :P
