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Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed
Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
not if you are a woman
Well, you are eating endosperm.
On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn’t want it to get awkward
Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed “performance norms” and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can’t tell me what’s gay.