tsuica@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoI love it when I have to scream at a computerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up11.56Karrow-down116
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minus-squareKarmaPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year agoMost database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 year agoOr not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
minus-squareKarmaPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.
Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.