Mine are both idiots in different ways.

One of my cats (orange girl) is a bright and fearless explorator, the other one (black boy) is a super cautious idiot that won’t go anywhere unless the ground has been cleared by the first. If a comfy place has been discovered, the black one will shamelessly steal it from the orange one which will then search for another place (which will likely be stolen in turn).

They’re also both cuddle monsters that require nightly belly rubs.

Our beautiful one is the evil one, not the goober

I had one grumpy goober and his biggest fan. Then the grumpy goober died of old age (20 years) and now she is my biggest fan.

Yep, that described my two boys.

One idiot that we are afraid to let out of the house because he is special needs.

The demon tried wouldn’t even play with cat toys because they were too childish for him. Later found him attempting to open the front door. Lack of opposable thumbs stopped him cold. But he did whine about it.

Eh I have something more like an idiot demon and a man trapped in a cats body.

Get a ginger, they’re both

We have one nice kitty and one idiot. The window slides around a bit.

Hmm. As the human slave of two cats I find this surprisingly true.

Same goes for mice.

The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters are both beautiful idiots with occasional bouts of rebelliousness 😁

i had one who was a demon who transformed into an idiot as he got older.

Aye. We had Pooky (Up to Something) and Pippin (adorbs).

I have one cat and she is both