“Initial commit, come back later”
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Fixin’ thangz
“Couldn’t count all the stuff”
“Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong”
“circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to”
“Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]”
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
Merge commits 🙅
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
“;”
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…
Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Join me and use
~to mean “shit changed just check the diff”For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”
Tweaked some things
+2543; -5642;
“Debug”
“28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024
Uhh it’s on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao
Update
“My laptop died before I could push these”
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It’s a student project anyway.
WIP
You copycat.
