• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    they’ll be fired and you won’t

    “AI will take your jobs because you aren’t efficient enough”, I whisper smugly into my ball gag, as I bend over the coders pomel horse for a performance review.

    “Wait, what do you mean they downsized the WHOLE DEPARTMENT and shipped the work overseas?! You’ll never get my level of efficiency from an evil foreigner!”