resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
arrow-up1338arrow-down1external-linkJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square75linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
minus-squarePman@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoI was thinking the exact same thing
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoAs usual, I’m late for the party.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoSo how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoi posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThat actually makes sense.
I was thinking the exact same thing
As usual, I’m late for the party.
So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
That actually makes sense.