This is my life. Whenever I lay down in bed, my cats will cover me.
It looks nice at first but it makes masturbation very inconvenient and often dangerous.
For anyone out of the loop: moving your hands under the covers triggers their hunting response and you will likely end up with claws in your hands and…whatever’s in your hands.
This is my life. Whenever I lay down in bed, my cats will cover me.
It looks nice at first but it makes masturbation very inconvenient and often dangerous.
Who needs to masturbate when you’ve got all that pussy?
I HATE THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.
For anyone out of the loop: moving your hands under the covers triggers their hunting response and you will likely end up with claws in your hands and…whatever’s in your hands.
Yeah don’t let the animals know you’re up to, and you only need the door shut for like 30 seconds
So don’t cover up, assert dominance
I hope you enjoy 90 teeth and 60 claws homing in on your family jewels.
Was going to argue with you until I realized you aren’t a windmill. I’m sure you get that a lot.
Only a fool would be brave enpugh to fight a windmill