• Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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        NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST
        
        From
        
        ____________________
        
        ___thro@ts, inc______
        
        ____________________
        
        Date ____today_____
        
        Re: Notice to Cease and Desist for Specific Activity
        
        Dear ______jdr_________,
        
        This letter is served upon due to ________________________false claims_______________ (“Activity”).
        
        If you do not cease the aforementioned Activity, a lawsuit will be commenced against you.
        
        If the Activity continues, we will immediately seek a temporary restraining order in the District Court against you and any accomplices in this matter. We will also seek monetary damages to be proved at trial. Hopefully, this recourse is unnecessary; we have our interests to protect and vigorously do so.
        
        You will not receive another warning letter. If you do not confirm in writing to us by the _to__ day of _________this month______, 20_26_ that you will cease violating our Agreement a lawsuit will be commenced immediately.
        
        Sincerely,
        
        thro@ts legal______________
        
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          14 days ago

          How did you even know about my accomplices?

          You’ll be hearing from my counsel as soon as I can get the lawyer app installed on my Mobilek™.

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              Hah, I knew it was frivolous barratry all along.

              No matter how much money in those deep thro@ts pockets, they’ll never suck me dry!