reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoSometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the databasesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down18
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minus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agodeath, taxes, and databases
minus-squarefirefly@neon.nightbulb.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago@ulkesh@beehaw.org Tax data is stored in a database. Birth and death data are stored in a database. I see a pattern here. If you are not born, and if you don’t die, you won’t get dumped.
death, taxes, and databases
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Tax data is stored in a database.
Birth and death data are stored in a database.
I see a pattern here.
If you are not born, and if you don’t die, you won’t get dumped.
Well damn.