Pasta is just messing up Asian noodles and making it their national identity.
That’s a myth. There have been proto-pasta back in Etruscan days.
Sort of. The proto-pasta was either a sort of flatbread ravioli, or there was a dish that was kind of similar to lasagna.
There was nothing like noodles until they came along the silk road from China. Which took something like 2000 years.
And every time you add cream to a carbonara, you can count on people from the country that invented fascism to complain about cultural purity.
Oddly enough, they’re also the country that invented adding cream to carbonara.
How dare you link spaghetti with fascism?
Have you ever shared a kitchen with an italian?
Oh god, the flashbacks. that motherfucker would set up camp in the goddamn kitchen all fucking night, and talk to his mother for multiple hours.
“let me get some healthy eating done, oh no wait, the italian shithead I live with has occupied the kitchen territories and won’t fucking stop until 1am when he and his shitty gf are going to get into yet anotehr fucking argument”
I should have called the fucking cops on his fucking ass.


