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PugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

"Never fear. I always have protection."

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"Never fear. I always have protection."

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago
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    27 days ago

    FUCKING

    ELDAR

    IS

    HERESY!

    • deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Unless you do it to spread interspecies STDs.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Only if you get caught.

  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    To quote Vegeta “I was wearing my armor!”

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    26 days ago

    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      This is actually codex approved gear to contain the holy globes infusion

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      26 days ago

      I assume it’s just one of those cigar cutters inside? Shagging is for heretics and casuals without a gene seed organ!

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        25 days ago

        Nah, I remember hearing the Space Wolves had a brothel and “whipped up” a lot of bastards. I do not recall if the women and bastards were allowed to leave. I just remember thinking “wow, that’s fucked up.”

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          I was going with this:

          for most Astartes, their Progenoid Glands represent the only form of reproduction they will ever know

          I’m sure there’s an equally fucked-up addendum for each grim dark horror though!

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