Dune 3 gonna be lit
You’ve given me nightmares, thanks
That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
A terrible day to be literate
My father died from a lubed up chimney.
He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.
Wimmy wam wam wazzle! Ho!
It’s disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a COW’S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
Who’s behind does that come from?
I vaguely know that you’re quoting Futurama, but what about toothpaste? I don’t think they’re made with animal body fluids
It’s kind of in disorder isn’t it?
It makes a lot of sense actually.
With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.
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Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.
Santa mutated by the T-Virus.
