5-10 centimeters

What is that in furlongs, for us Americans?

I like your funny words, magic man

Jamaican Inspector Man!

They like putting big organs in their temples 😏

I hate that fucking smug-ass pseudo-smile

I can fix her…

Speak for yourself

🎶 It’s peanut butter guillo-tine!
Peanut butter guillo-tine!🎶

You’ve blinded me!

Alternative that’s arguably better:

*Innhumann skreetching*

How dare you acknowledge that he’s a fake cis-het slut without acknowledging that he might yet be a true cis-homo slut

Norway? More like Snoreway.

Why does it look like his face is badly photoshopped onto his body?

For some reason, I can only ever read that site name as Devian Tart.

No, look. They’re already in Poland.

Excuse me, sir, but your rodent-dog appears to be made out of coconut.

So you don’t add, unnecessary commas, to your post.

It’s Dr. Spaceman, obviously

Why the long face?