Yes. As I said, I have no reason to believe otherwise. Unlike you, I don’t like to make assumptions.

I have no reason to believe otherwise.

Yes.

they are weak

You have no basis to make this claim.

they probably don’t own a guillotine

Speculation isn’t a good reason.

A kid napping, you mean

“Dog breeds? I sure hope it does” -Kash, on all fours

Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.

They like dogs because the oldest ones are only 15.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.

I’m afraid fanart, no matter how cute, can only mark a couple as fanon, not canon. Trust me, I know your ache, but rules is rules.

First of all, we know for a fact Oldbag knows how to use her lips. Second, he hard confirms in SoJ that he doesn’t want to marry. Plus, you can see every sexy witness that instantly charms the courtroom, such as April May, have zero effect on him.

There’s more evidence to support her and Adrian, considering her and Maya only share one conversation and it’s about Miles. Besides, that’s just more evidence that you don’t need to like dudes to wear a cravat. (Unless she’s bisexual, which remains an option until proven otherwise)

I can’t say I recommend using google. With all the AI pushing, you can’t be sure the results you get are worth a damn.

You can like looking fabulous without liking dick. And the cravat is because of von Karma, as Franziska proves.

Putting the Ace into Ace Attorney. I mean, he could still be gay, but we know for a fact he’s not into women.

It’s possible your coworkers are the ones dealing with those issues, and you just never notice.

It’s incredibly telling to me that you use “woke” as an insult.

Given the cross-post to political memes, I’m guessing it’s a reference to the current mad king of America. It would have been more relevant if Trump got stabbed, but hey.

First of all, it’s the behaviour of a same-sex crush.

Second of all, I’m not sure this is the best point to argue. I’m straight, so take what I say with as much salt as you like, but I checked what gay people are saying and the “reclaimed” usage is pretty controversial. Some say it’s minimising the harm gay people have suffered in living history. Others say it’s fetishising gay romance by focusing on cutesy crushes. Also, most states still have the gay panic defence in law, so it’s not just a past evil.

I mean, let’s be honest, it might as well.