Watch One Piece

Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme

In what way? If anything, it costs Microsoft money

If you can eat a salad and then lay down without getting an explosion of acid reflux, maybe you aren’t old yet 😂

Why are we eating pizza in the bedroom

I had Flash 5

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

*cleft

Butt crack is a cleft

Through the magic of “Trump doesn’t give a fuck”

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

I don’t think the word “master” is indicating quality though, just that it’s the “source” or “basis”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_recordings

I was once spelunking a file that hadn’t been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

Type of dinosaur I believe

What kind of backwater hospital/healthcare company uses chromebook

I was at a specialist’s office and noticed they were using Windows XP. This was 3 years ago.