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Cake day: September 1st, 2024

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  • transcript (manual):

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    It’s really simple. If you’re born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you’re a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you’re a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you’ll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.






  • transcript (tesseract + modifications):

    PRESIDENT TRUMP ON THE BRIAN KILMEADE SHOW

    TRUMP: But I then made a speech and it was
    a speech about the rocket, and I devoted 25
    percent of the speech probably to what happened
    – or more – to what happened with respect to
    George – George Floyd, and it was – and then
    you listen to this, he doesn’t talk about George
    Floyd. The rocket went off, I then I made a
    speech, and I talked about George Floyd, but they
    said he didn’t talk about George Floyd.

    | WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3RD

    “BRIAN KILMEADE SHOW," FOX NEWS RADIO





  • transcript (manual):

    🚨 | Jenna Ortega on Taylor Swift after accurately identifying Jimmy Fallon fib that his cardigan was stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing delay before a ‘The Eras Tour’ show in London in June!

    “Taylor’s had a big year”

    [two images of people. idk who they are]





  • transcript (manual):

    [ai generated comic]

    alien [looking at map]: how do i find area-51?
    cow [looking at paper thing with burger on top]: mooo-ve the lefft?
    alien [still looking at map]: wrong area, to to the left?
    cow [in car, with small sign saying “earth” on top]: but i’ll tale take a burger?




  • transcript (tesseract + manual tweaks):

    “Religion is such a great thing it’s so it keeps you
    know there’s something to be good about you
    want to be good you wanna it’s so important I
    don’t know if it’s explained right I don’t know if I
    am explaining it right you know you want to be
    good you want to go to heaven when you have
    something like that you wanna go to heaven OK
    so you want to go to heaven so if we don’t have
    heaven OK you almost say what’s the reason
    why do I have to be good let’s not be good what
    difference does it make”

    -The Stable Genius
    June 2024


  • transcript (manual + gibberish from tesseract, inaccurate characters):

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