Only if the grease is super baked on, I don’t know how you roast your chickens but when I do the foil is fine to recycle

It’s in Strange New Worlds

Ah yes, “X Technology doesn’t exist yet, so it’s stupid and useless and people that support its development are dumb”

You see it so often

My party doesn’t use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don’t know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I’m looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

Sorry I can’t justify that cost

Who the fuck cares about TV OS support?

Me with my limited budget

It doesn’t work on Samsung TVs, I tried

In geocentricity, neither Venus nor Mars are closer to Earth than Mercury is

This is actually (kind of) true, mercury is the closest planet to every planet on average

“Nothing is ever good enough for me”

That’s why in my setting criminals get tossed into a kiln if they’re sentenced to death without parole

Yes, but they haven’t fixed this specific problem that just broke in the last day or so, therefore the FTC is a corrupt useless organization that pours hot wax on kittens

TurboTax plus Republicans wanting to make paying taxes as difficult as possible so people will vote to cut taxes

Pretty good, actually. It was nice of the traitors to upload pictures of themselves in the act on Jan 6.

German

In his book, he charts the course of human history and tries to predict where it will end up. He comes to the conclusion that a violent revolution will soon come to pass as the workers overthrow their bosses and start sharing resources.

“Soon come to pass” was 150 years ago, the Revolution hasn’t happened. Marxist scholars since then have been recreating the letters between early Christians asking why He hadn’t returned yet as promised and pushing the date of the Second Coming back.

In my opinion, Marx wrote his conclusion first, then cherry picked the points in history that supported his conclusion.

Removed by mod

Fixing things before they break? What an alien concept

As best I can tell, this is EFF focusing their attention on a single target, instead of just making broad “The industry must change” statements

80% of mass shootings isn’t a “Massive percentage”, it’s quite small actually

Darktide?

I’m either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like “Democracy” and “Human Rights”.