Browse through the summer look book of a designer you like. Ralph Lauren, or maybe Drakes are pretty inoffensive and safe bets for a classic look. Both are expensive brands, but you’re only buying inspiration anyway.

My own personal advice, for what it’s worth. Not inclusive of all social situations, but…

If they’re long pants, they’re linen. If they’re short pants, shorter inseams look a little more fashionable than knee length cargo shorts.

If they’re long sleeves, they’re linen. If they’re short sleeves, then something that has a collar.

Shoes are of the boat variety, or sandals.

My uncle says men should never show their bare legs or feet in public, though you should probably decide that for yourself.

That’s a lot of em dashes in the very short first chapter.

But line must go up? See, you get people hooked on the puzzles, then you charge for them! It’s sure fire.

That’s how gym memberships have worked forever.

With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.

Nan’s old world recipe for groin worm marsala

Erection.

What are they surviving on? It ain’t like I got a pantry of snacks hidden in my groin.

Maybe wings vibrate at a certain frequency so you tune that out? It’s the CIA, they aren’t necessarily trying to preserve quality for a trial.

Good way to fake your death and ensure your student gets famous. Win-win.

Cut off or gnawed off?

v verile

No pouch.

St Gumy

Rub it.

Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.

🎶

So they lost $8b.

For… Ranch dressing? Which brand? Or a plot by the Ranch Dressing Council?

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