Yes, but aren’t you glad she did? Because I’m not.
SeductiveTortoise
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hunter Biden challenges Trump's sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, to cage matchEnglish
122·9 hours agoLook up to the skies
On my client, it points to your username. Instructions unclear.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
World News@lemmy.world•Zelenskyy says Ukrainian forces shot down Shahed drones in Middle East during Iran warEnglish
7·13 hours agoThe USA has no business fucking around in the… everywhere. Providing air support (air defense? What’s the word here brain?) is fine by me. Maybe not for the aggressors (Israel and USA) though.
What about the potato soup girl?
MOOOOM! STOP IT!
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says 'a whole civilization will die tonight' ahead of deadline for IranEnglish
38·3 days agoHey Americans, German here. You can use the great city of Nuremberg if you want to clean up, we’re ready. For the trials of course, hang those assholes on your own land.
Or, and I would love that, hand them over to Iran, Afghanistan, whatever country they’ve used for their war crimes. Oh god, I would so love that.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Los Angeles Stadium workers urge FIFA to bar ICE from World CupEnglish
4·3 days agoExactly! I bet they’ll find some bullshit reason to throw you in custody and then take the 15K as whatever bullshit fee.
I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Houston, we've got a plumbing problem: Artemis II toilet is still on the fritzEnglish
2·4 days agoFuck me. I’ve been trained to expect anything bad regarding ice to be that one thing that isn’t the issue here. Still, fuck ice.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•An intelligence of pure malevolence.English
13·5 days agoEverything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.
My tech illiterate friend: “we’ve got *webcams in every room! 💕”
*Chinese, cloud based
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•PieFed gets /r/random, like reddit used to haveEnglish
0·7 days agoI loved those. randnsfw was great as well, you never knew if you’d find happiness or go to be disturbed.
I didn’t think of the women! No wonder I’m single. At least until I’m dead and stiff 💖
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Technology@lemmy.world•Senators Ask Tulsi Gabbard To Tell Americans That VPN Use Might Subject Them To Domestic SurveillanceEnglish
2·7 days agoThanks. Sounds good
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•Senators Ask Tulsi Gabbard To Tell Americans That VPN Use Might Subject Them To Domestic SurveillanceEnglish
3·7 days agoIf a friend was interested in that, what should I tell them to use instead? Asking for a friend, obviously.
Well, that’s how I abacus from now on.
Yes, but that’s temporary. They’ll get tender after a while 💖
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Linux Phones@lemmy.ca•I've just finalized my Jolla phone purchaseEnglish
1·9 days agoYes, but that is, I think, batch number three. The others are finalized already.
And I guess they only ship to: EU, UK, Norway and Switzerland. At least for now.
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News@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk bullet analysis finds no conclusive link to rifle found near sceneEnglish
7·10 days ago*munches on leaves*
It was the koala!

Oh no. I hope he’s not getting homeless due to AI.