Rose Thorne(She/Her)

That’s the revenge gun.

Gotta keep it cold, just in case you need it.

Isn’t that what some of those “Auto-Battlers” claim to be?

They hold no power here.

We have Jokers biggest boner, after all.

I feel like mine might be odd, because it’s more an emotional response than anything else, but it’s been probably close to 20 years.

Wolfs Rain has flaws, and I’ll be the first to admit that, but nothing manages to hit me in the same way as it does every time. I will binge the whole thing in a night with no regrets.

“Getting the Plant light was the hardest. Y’know this thing only picks up on dandelions?”

Don’t trust any website that asks for your bones.

It’s secretly run by the rambling gambling skeletons. No one wants to play euchre anymore, so they had to take a different angle.

“My decorated buttocks gathers all the grain to the silos.”

They have human hands because flippers pose a difficult problem when trying to choke a motherfucker out.

Not even just natural disasters, either. I’ve seen people(across the 'net and, sadly, in person) lump Tennessee, Georgia, and Alabama together like we all voted the exact same way, like it’s our faults that laws and restrictions get made.

So many of us have fought, tried changing minds, voted in our own favor, fucking tried, and guess what we got? Told it’s our faults. Told by our “leaders” that we’re practically better off dead in their eyes. Watched them fight to make us as miserable as possible, every way they can, and have had to etch our own niches wherever we can.

It’s absolutely demoralizing. People on both sides want to keep screaming you’re doing it wrong when all we’re trying to do at this point is fucking survive long enough to maybe get to smile once as ourselves before we die.

Wait, Hollywood?

You mean I didn’t have to duel my girlfriend on a high mountaintop and then spend a month surviving together after our allies abandoned us? Like, we thought that’s how you start dating.

Fuck.

Just don’t look at all the maps. They mean nothing. There is no Femboy Division ready to strike.

Thank you for not using light content.

The flashbangs are starting to do severe damage.

I don’t have a bag on hand to list out the ingredients, but it’s a type of cake generally made in a loaf or Bundt that has a dense, creamier texture.

It can be used to make excellent dessert breads, like a sweeter banana bread. Absolutely amazing topped with chopped walnuts. The only real change to using it as a bread base is either open oven finishing or steam finishing to get some extra crust around the top.

That’s some good looking banana bread.

Creme cake mix also makes for an excellent banana bread.

Yeah, give me the option to teleport things, or even just myself, I am doing the most mundane shit with it. Decide I don’t want to walk up the steps? Teleport. Forgot something and don’t want to turn to grab it? Teleport.

Who currently holds naval supremacy? If Mamdani can make the landing, taking the Staten VPs in a rush shouldn’t be very hard. Even easier if he’s kept his planes relatively decent, CAS can really soften the defenders.

Staten has no resources, almost no factories, and the focus tree is generic. They have no hope of holding the territory.

Oh no. The Fish are escaping containment again.

Everyone, prepare yourselves. Content is coming.

And only getting worse. There was a warning put out right as summer officially started that it was going to get “oppressively hot” fast. It’s only fucking June. I’m kinda scared what August, our usual month of heat spikes, is going to bring.

Origins is the “best” of the new set, but there are older titles that beat them out if you’re okay with the older graphics. The AC2 trilogy is often considered one of the best, Black Flag is pretty unique and an absolutely fun time.

It was either discovered involving someone named Poland, or the Polish need to get explaining.