Sure, but you can say the same of porn. There’s a bunch of ways you can end up stuck in a dryer and there are any number of creative solutions to closing that deal, but the sex part gets pretty formulaic taken on its own.

Probably murder. I mean, he’s pretty much headed that way regardless, but this does make for a more sporting conclusion. It’s like the scene in Shane where Jack Palance is telling the farmer ‘go on… pick up the gun.’