Rhinos are just armored puppy dogs. Hippos are the sketchy ones. Even though rhinos look hardcore and hippos look cute.

The new Bath and Body Works CEO has implemented calling their customers “consumers” now instead. In things that come down from corporate, customer has been replaced with consumer. It’s extremely off putting.

It’s grown a clit now

I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.

Ew, are you talking about those canned mixed veggies that had the little red pepper in them too? Like red bell pepper or something.

https://www.daringgourmet.com/homemade-hamburger-helper-cheeseburger-macaroni/#recipe

This probably takes about as much time as hamburger helper out of the box does. And yes, I know not everyone is going to have those ingredients on hand, but most people who keep their pantry stocked with the basics are going to have everything.

If the car is still drivable, there are work arounds to still being able to drive a totaled car. When the insurance totals a vehicle, it just means that the repairs are more expensive than the value of the car. You may have to get a salvage title and assume ownership of the vehicle from the insurance. They’ll also still give you the money for the car. If the accident wasn’t your fault, also beware of the other persons insurance trying to settle with you. When I was in my 20s and young and dumb, I had that happen to me. The other persons insurance adjuster literally came to my apartment to negotiate a settlement with me and I took it because I was broke.

It’s absolutely exhausting knowing how much potential humans have to do great things, but having to watch humanity choose to destroy themselves instead.

Could also make a coffin company called Mourning Wood

If I remember correctly, but it’s been awhile since I read the discussion about Intel so I could be misremembering, the problem with Intel started when the C-Suite stopped being engineers that moved up in the company.

Yeah but you’d think someone would at least double check before they wrote a whole ass paragraph about why there aren’t Cracker Barrels in California when there are in fact Cracker Barrels in California lol

There’s 5 cracker barrels in California…

G. Mexican, BBQ and (possibly?) Hot Dogs, all I need. I also couldn’t live without Dr Pepper.

Couldn’t that just apply to any concert that the band uses a curtain to cover the stage before they go on?

And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

Calm down there Edward Nigma.

I think I’m “it’s all metal” because I don’t care to give thought to every subgenre of metal. If it sounds good, I like it. I have to laugh at the description though because I do really enjoy melodic death metal and I blame Avatar for that.

Hold on while I push my fingers into my eyes.