But it’s OK because Israel is a democracy.

Exactly Citizen! Good to see that the Raytheon CorrectThink ^™ rays have been beneficial! Looks like we don’t need to increase the beam strength after all.

Directory Opus

Like on the Amiga?

Gun barrels are mass produced and are all the same… That “science” is a lot like lie detectors, mostly bunk.

https://www.nist.gov/news-events/news/2018/02/how-good-match-it-putting-statistics-forensic-firearms-identification

“But bullets and cartridge cases that are fired from different guns might have similar markings, especially if the guns were consecutively manufactured. This raises the possibility of a false positive match, which can have serious consequences for the accused.”

That’s double speak for “we manufacture the evidence to fit.”

Do they ever fire from a control group? Show me the “striations” on a dozen guns of the same age and use.

You pay taxes in the US, you’ve already paid for the random death of people.

Long hair is nice on young people. I was nice with long hair, I looked like Jean Michel Jarre on his Equinoxe album.

Make that hair gray.

Ugh.

cuz it’s a circus?

Because the “inclusive” part is already described by the first letter’s “story”?

Coincidentally also the name of one of my most prized folders.

Well if you brunch at a typical retirement home, won’t you get that type of radio?

Aw shit we use JIRA at work. Will it get worse now?

Why are they called “data” centers? They’re digital diarrhea centers. There is no “data” here in the sense of anything meaningful.

You might as well buy exabytes of storage, mount it as one volume, and pipe /dev/random to it. Or to be a bit more physical, hook up a noise diode to a nice ADC.

Wow, I don’t know, like, some sort of, like, interconnected electronic information repository I can query?

I can even find out the atomic weight of gold! Let me prepare my stack of punch cards and I’ll being them to the data center tonight. I hope I don’t drop them!

For what? Helping fertilize crops with synthetic fertilizers? Pshaw, all we need is more wind and puppies!

I know! Oil is just a fiction and we can totally grow crops and fertilize them and make pesticides and plastics and chemicals with sunshine and rainbows which is why the population reached 8 billion by 2000 BC!

That’s like 30 minutes with a mid-tier escort.

Is this like .self in Python?

Really? Because folders on a hard drive and the OS’s networking does all that… what am I missing?

Apologies, “Cum through my window” was actually by Limp Bizkit.

Wasn’t that a Melissa Etheridge song?