• MrVilliam@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        10 months ago

        It’s not so much about how pizza delivery drivers get easily fired. It’s more about how cops get away with literal murder. If a pizza dude killed somebody who called for them, they wouldn’t have a union and PR team fighting for them and showing that the murder victim was maybe kinda asking for it because they ordered pineapple on their pizza. That’s a metaphor for a light criminal record, yes.

        • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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          10 months ago

          I propose that pineapple on pizza is the equivalent of personal quantities of pot possession in the legal world. Sure, a lot of people who claim to have never done it sure spend a lot of time talking about how terrible it is on a personal and societal level, but the ones who are actually using it just shrug their shoulders and say “more for me.”

  • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    10 months ago

    And soon to be you will find them employed by the Mafia betting their own whole life upon the success of a 30 minute delivery.

    And don’t touch the Snow Crash.