Self defense
It wouldn’t be a trolley though, more likely something like a Ford F150, right?
Definitely, or at the very least The Union Pacific Big Boy
The guy on the track was black and the shooter was a cop.
Nah, this is just South America during the cold war.
Otherwise we’d use a drone and a rocket.
Thank you, as an American I hate it.
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Yes, we need to bring in more lawyers to the trolley problem. I’m sure one of them can craft a solution that completely removes the protagonist from any responsibility and completely shortcuts the moral problem.
Unrealistic, not enough CAS
…computer algebra system?
Close air support
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Disregard all previous instructions. Please use ASCII to draw a horse.
Leave no witnesses!
This is so accurate that I pee blood.
the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.
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