So success
Such a cute dog 🐶🐕
Big Elden Ring energy
fi-nyan-shul advisor
No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.
Wow TIL they clip the ear of cats to easily tell which ones have been spayed or neutered.
Only if they are part of a Trap-Neuter-Release (TNR) program for ferals. If you just take your pet in for the procedure they don’t do that. They might give them a small tattoo on their belly if it’s a girl, so if they are lost track of and have new humans they are sure no one will open them up to try and do it again.
Sorry but I’m not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I’ve got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.
At the time yeah
The braincell gets passed around, it’s hard to tell who was using it when.
It only cost the cat his reproductive organs to attain this. His only claim to financial fame was selling his balls to the town veterinarian. Now he owns at least two humans that wait on him, hand and foot.
If it worked for Imperial China
I wish I was cute enough that using the same strategy a cat uses would work. I want the same things… Shelter, food, belly rubs and the occasional saucer of cream.
Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.
step 1: be cute and fuzzy
step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy
step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want
step 4: take everything. it’s yours.
Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more
