My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.
He often responds to Dumbdumb.
Who needs smarts with glorious fur like that?
Lol, one of my friends cats responds to No and Idiot 🤣
My cat’s name is Nancy Reagan. She’s almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn’t like you either and if you try to pet her you’ll get what you deserve.
Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was “Chief Inspector.” He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.
Uhh Nancy Reagan was known as the blowjob queen of Hollywood so…
Please do not the cat
Nancy Reagan, the blowjob queen?
The OG Throat GOAT?
The THROATUS?
That Nancy Reagan?
Maybe she likes licking cat dong don’t cat slut shame.
Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.
Cats have three names, the everyday one, the fancy longer one and their private personal one.
It’s completely normal.
Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we’ve named Rorschach. Also goes by “Love Shack” and Shaq
So floofy!
Dog name: Calypso
Cat name: Chunky Tomato Soup aka Dr. Poopenheimer aka Soup Doopington Esquire III (the third)
What happened to the first and second?
We’ve proposed “Routey” (pronounced like “Rudy”) as a nickname for a future pet named “Littleton/Route 495” (named after the MBTA Commuter Rail stop). You could also do “Tony” but that’s less fun.
Marvin
Marvin T. Rainwater
In college we ordered all of our pizzas under his name. Damn cat loved pizza… lol
Do you think the local pizza joint would love us or hate us if we started ordering under Mr Whiskers
My frog’s name is The Missile because he is eepy
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you got it, the The is very important
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My frogs are Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and Mojo
aww, my other two are Yua and Gubby
I love Gubby. What a froggy name. Here is a photo of Blossom on top of Bubbles.
My male cat name Is “max” but for us Is “Maximilian von blistifer I” or in short “mr blisti”
I had a cat I just called Cat, but it was short for KittyCat-o-Matic With The Four On The Floor
I’ve got a friend who had a dog named D.O.G. He’d always pronounce it like he was saying “the OG”. I never figured out whether it actually stood for anything.
Not The Notorious D.O.G.?
That’s always what I thought but never got a straight answer.
Deogie!
I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.
Sounds like the name of a detective in a 70s’ blacksploitarion satirical crime dramedy
One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).
She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she’d lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe
She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name
What an adorable girl!
I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.
More of a Crash Bash fan myself but to each their own
We used to have a cat we named Julia Hackensplatter, because when we first got her she was so sick she’d cough and shitspray all over the place.
(She got better though, and lived quite a long time after a lot of love and meds.)
Growing up I had a cat named VKK, which stood for Vicious Killer Kitten because she liked to bite ankles.
